O Dear...

Oops, I just sat and ate 3 quarters of a tub of Ben and Jerry's ice cream, while reading a book. I was so taken in by the story, I didn't realise how much I was eating. Well, that's my excuse and I'm sticking to it. I'm not fat, but I soon will be. *severely reprimands self and is determined to live off rice and vegetables for the next week.* I feel sick now. And the dog is looking at me like, "you fat bitch, you didn't save me any!"